Mallory

you can probably figure out which one is about you. it's not too difficult.

I decided to post this just to make sure some people know how much they mean to me...and some others...not so much. haha.

1. I've known you longer than any of my other friends. we have so many inside jokes and i love you to death, my best friend foreverrrr. I can always talk to you about guys. always. haha. I just wish you would realize that I have other best friends too and they're not gonna take your place because there's no place to take. you're all my best friends.

2. it's so weird to think that 1 year ago, I didn't know you existed. little did I know that my life was not complete then..haha. because you are my best friendddd and I'm pretty sure I can't live without you, my favorite hoe. I love you more than life; thank you for always being amazing and rad.

3. I didn't know you existed one year ago either. that's major fail dude. you don't even know. you are and will forever be my role model; so think twice before you think or speak. thanks. you always have a way of making me feel better, no matter what. so thank you for always being there and for your radness; I love you more than life too.

4. I'll never understand why; why you did what you did to me. why I wasn't pretty enough. why I clearly wasn't good enough for you. why you're such a manwhore. why you didn't care that you hurt me, but pretended to. you were the only guy that I ever really liked that I got to be with. I know you're not sorry. go fall of a cliff please..i love you, NOT. see you never </3

5. your house is one of my second homes. your whole family, even your dogs, know me. there is never a dull moment, and I don't think there will be. I love you and your randomness and horrible singing. okay, I lied. I hate the horrible singing, but you are still one of my best friends. p.s.- stop dating assholes. thanks.

6. you've changed my life more than you'll ever know. thank you for being the best hero I could ask her. I love you and your grey's obsessed self. NEVER change who you are; everyone loves you just the way you are.

7. lately you've always been there to listen. I love that. and you. I just wish you'd love us as much as you love her, but I know that won't change. I understand now better now though. I've learned to live with the fact that it won't change, and you're still an amazing friend though.

8. you; and you; are huge jerks. WHO throws paper at retarded kids and girls for fun? seriously. I hope you both can't get into college and have to live with your overprotective moms for the rest of your life. go away, far away. thanks.

9. I've known you for what seems like foreverrrrr. you are way hilarious; always. lots of good times and memories, for sure. I'll pay you back that penny one day; I promise. I just need more money first, haha. thank you for being hilarious and amazing.

10. we don't hang out as much as we used to, I miss that, but you're still awesome. you kind of overreact sometimes, but I honestly don't mind and I think it's okay. haha. we must hang more soon and go take pictures of ourselves with random taylor alison looking models.

11. I barely know both of you, but come out of the closet. especially YOU. I mean, honestly..you're the only guy in dance, theater, AND choir. it's also very obvious. please, come out. hahahaha.

12. stop being such a bitch. I didn't do anything to you on purpose. go away. leave me alone, and I won't ever talk to you again. deal? okay then.

13. you never look twice at me, but I always, always look at you. you know I exist but you could care less. I should really just post the lyrics to Invisible and I'd Lie for this one. I adore you. a lot. please notice me. thanks.

14. please stop being so fake. it bugs many more people than you know. and you always go on, and on about him. it's extremely annoying...so I say in the nicest way possible, build a bridge and get over it. you can't have him all the time.

15. well. I don't have too much to say to you...except that I don't want to run into you next year at you know what. I want you to stay the hell away from me, and move on. or, if you like, you can come over to my house and I can brainwash you. hahahahhahaha. that will never get old. ever. I still don't know what I did to you. I didn't say anything until you were rude to me behind my back. don't talk to me EVER again. and stay away from belmont.

I have no idea if I'll even use this blog. who knows; maybe something interesting to write about will come up soon, besides concert stuff. haha. that's the only exciting stuff that ever happens to me. let's see..the only thing in my life that might be considered somewhat exciting is that i'm not gonna be an only child by the time may '09 comes around. but I don't really like that, so I won't talk about it. haha. I'm clearly really boring. sorry about that.

<3mallory

p.s.- there's this person I really want to slap right now. I'm sure she knows I want to slap her after today. and I don't care at all if she reads this. but instead of slapping her, I could always brainwash her. since apparently I can brainwash people. woot. go me.